Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Cape Cod National Seashore




Captains quarters... arrive - beautiful GREEn pool - tennis courts - basketball and beach volleyball. We're actually on the bike path.... ON it... get on bike and ride - after swim and tennis, we went to nauset beach... much to Zak's distress cuz he did not want to leave the hotel. Saw the 3 sisters lighthouses and the Nauset Lighthouse.... looked up restaurants and the Bookstore in Wellfleet seemed the perfect place... I ate so much I thought I'd explode. We ended up playing on the beach across the way until my food digested some, then on the awesome playground which had a full skateboard park attached. .. In the AM played tennis, rode on biketrail to four corners for cocoa puffs b'fast, swam in pool, then went looking for Gull pond... which took longer than imagined due to evil GPS which gave too many routes. Ended up at the Lighthouse restaurant in Wellfleet - drawing pictures, sipping bloody mary's and eating Mac & cheese. Followed up with Audobon society tour.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Zoo Field trip - Fri Jun 19

















How MilSpecs Live Forever!

coachphil@gmail.com to newtonparents

Here's a lesson for all of us. I have checked it and though "labeled" false by snopes "technically" it would sure make an interesting experience for kids to learn from I think.

http://www.snopes.com/history/american/gauge.asp


How MilSpecs Live Forever!

The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 ft 8
1/2 in (1.44 m). That's an exceedingly odd number. Why is that gauge
used? Because that's the way they built them in England, and the US
railroads were built by English ex-patriots.

Why did the English build 'em like that? Because the first rail lines
were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways, and
that's the gauge they used. Why did they use that gauge then? Because
the people who built the tramways used the same jigs and tools as they
used for building wagons, which used that wheel spacing.

OK! Why did the wagons use that wheel spacing? Well, if they tried to
use any other spacing the wagons would break on some of the old, long
distance roads, because that's the spacing of the ruts.

So who built these old rutted roads? The first long distance roads in
Europe were built by Imperial Rome for the benefit of their legions. The
roads have been used ever since. And the ruts? The initial ruts, which
everyone else had to match for fear of breaking their wagons, were first
made by Roman war chariots. Since the chariots were made by or for
Imperial Rome they were all alike in the matter of wheel spacing (ruts
again).

Thus we have the answer to the original question. The United States
standard railroad gauge of 4 ft 8 1/2 in derives from the original
military specification (MilSpec) for an Imperial Roman army war chariot.
MisSpecs (and bureaucracies) live forever!

So, the next time you are handed a specification and wonder what horse's
ass came up with it, you may be exactly right. Because the Imperial
Roman chariots were made to be just wide enough to accommodate the
back-ends of two war horses.

A follow-up to this story: When Napoleon marched on Russia, his army
made much slower time than planned once they reached eastern Europe
because the ruts weren't to Roman gauge. Because they made slower time
than planned they got caught in the field in the Russian winter rather
than on the outskirts of Moscow. And then, of course, they lost the war.

Now the twist to the story...

When you see a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad, there are two
big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These
are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs. The SRBs are made by Thiokol at
their factory at Utah. The engineers who designed the SRBs would have
preferred to make them a bit fatter, but the SRBs had to be shipped by
train from the factory to the launch site. The railroad line from the
factory happens to run through a tunnel in the mountains. The SRBs had
to fit through that tunnel. The tunnel is slightly wider than the
railroad track, and the railroad track, as you now know, is about as
wide as two horses' behinds.

So, a major Space Shuttle design feature of what is arguably the world's
most advanced transportation system was determined over two thousand
years ago by the width of a horse's ass.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Monday, April 27, 2009

Hungarian cities translated!

Baja : Her/his problem
Kiskunhalas : Fishy Little Kun
Sárospatak : Muddy Stream
Sátoraljaújhely : Tent Bottom New Place
Szeged : Your Nail
Sarkad : Your Heel
Szilvásvárad : Your Plummy Castle
Szarvas : Shit Iron
Kiskunfélegyháza : House of Little Kun Half Past Twelve
Dunaújváros : Danube New City
Tiszaföldvár : Tisza Earth Castle
Szeghalom : Nailpile

Hévíz : Hey,Water!

Kiskunlacháza : Kun Leslie Jr. House
Lenti : downward
Mezőkovácsháza : House of Field Smith

Kisújszállás : Little New Flying or Little new abode

Nyíregyháza : House of Cut One
Szombathely : Saturdayplace
Várpalota : Castle Palace
Simontoronya : Tower of Simon
Kőszeg : Stone Nail
Kapuvár : Gate Castle
Hódmezővásárhely : Beaver Field Market Place
Nagyhalász : Big Fisherman
Ajka : Her/his Lip
Érsekvadkert : Archbisop Wild Garden
Oroszlány : Russian Girl

and

Hatvan : Sixty
Ajak : Lip
Makó : Flush
Ács : Carpenter
Pápa : Pope
Tata : Dad(dy)
Tököl : Hesitation
Szentes : Sainty
Békés : Peaceful
Szolnok : Callman
Kardos : Swordy

Friday, April 17, 2009

aches

is there some reason everything's gotta hurt when u wake up? That just doesn't make sense. My 5 year old braniac turns from cartoon network advertising posturpedic and says, "mom, you've got to get that". Ok. This AM on our walk to school, I meet my friend outside who says "oh, my back is killing me" - turns out she HAS a posturepedic. Well. I'm happy today cuz I saved about $2000!